Friends, Romans, countrymen, and the rest of you lot:
Do that Earth Hour thing everyone's been going on about.
Not because of the celebrities that tell you to do so in the ad campaign (which is horrible in so many ways, but I haven't the time to rant right now) or the fact that people seem to have gotten it into their heads that non-participation is tantamount to killing the environment (which is a ludicrous and very single-minded way of looking at things), but because it's a pretty good way of showing other people, as well as ourselves, that we give a shit.
That is all for now. I leave you with a picture of David Mitchell photoshopped to look a bit like a communist propaganda poster.
